Say hello to the $#&@ you up specialist
Let me stick my hand in my buttcrack and shake your hand with it
My attitude is not to be reckoned with

I'm so much of an $$#hole, I'ma pick a fight with a pregnant chick
But I'm really a gentleman
When it comes to ladies, my moves are excellent

Like the time I raped a feminist
the next morning, I told her "go make me a sandwich, (*##$"
YO! From the get go, I'm really !@$!ed

babysit kids then make em see !@$^ flicks
And I'ma take a bath in a puddle of horse %#@!
then shove your mother$#&@ing face into my armpits

HA! I'm what they call a !@$(
Ima Fart on ya (*##$'s face while she toss my salad
$#&@ forgive and forget, I'll bury the hatchet

if its gonna be in the chest of you !@$)gots

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If you're soft and extra sensitive
and if you're dumb and you lack intelligence

you getcha $$# kicked 'til ya breathless, (*##$
courtesy of the $#&@ you specialist
if you a (*##$, Im here to $#&@ you up

gotta tight #~!!@, I'm here to $#&@ you up
tell ya mom that, i'm here to $#&@ you up
I was born just to $#&@ you up



In rap battles, I'm murderous

My perfectness with verses will merk you (*##$
Step into the ring with me, I'ma serve you quick
then ima punch you in the face when its your turn to spit

I'll hurt you kid, i don't need to show you proof
I'll plant explosives in ya vocal booth
Throw me a guest spot. You'll get what you're asking for

I'll lay a verse about how really wack you are
I'll burn your CD and make money off of it
Go to ya concert and sell it to your audience

and on some derogatory %#@!
I'll take a huge dump on stage while you're performing (*##$
It's obvious that my flow's cruel

how do I spell !@$)got, Y-O-U
Yall suckers still got no clue
I got the world on my palms. So technically, I own you


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If you're soft and extra sensitive
and if you're dumb and you lack intelligence
you getcha $$# kicked 'til ya breathless, (*##$

courtesy of the $#&@ you specialist
if you an emcee, Im here to $#&@ you up
your fanbase, I'm here to $#&@ you up

ya whole crew, i'm here to $#&@ you up
I was born just to $#&@ you up



I'm just too much
of a rude $#&@ even I'm astounded

So I'll $#&@ you up
and you aint gonna do %#@! about it
I spit that foul %#@! on purpose

beat the %#@! out of a crippled mutha$#&@a with his own crutches
and dress up like extremist muslims
strapped to a bomb during sunday church service

The country's worthless. Sad but true
I'll find Manny Pacman and stab that dude
$#&@ pinoy pride, (*##$. I just laugh at you

and burn the Philippine flag live on channel 2
If you're sensitive, look away
and If you find me offensive, you're $#&@ing gay

Yall forgot i'm independent in this $#&@ing game
$#&@ your feelings i'll say what I wanna say


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If you're soft and extra sensitive
and if you're dumb and you lack intelligence
you getcha $$# kicked 'til ya breathless, (*##$

courtesy of the $#&@ you specialist
your family, Im here to $#&@ you up
the city you rep, I'm here to $#&@ you up
the whole planet, i'm here to $#&@ you up
I was born just to $#&@ you up