A laundry list a mile long
I’ve got so much to do
No, I don’t see that elephant standing in the room

And I keep telling everyone it’s something like the flu
But I’m sick of feeling lovesick over you
You’re gonna feel a little sting

A little like a prick
A heart without an arrow in it gonna make you sick
And I keep telling everyone it’s something like the flu

But I’m sick of feeling lovesick over you
You say you love me, you’ll never leave me standing all alone
Been 14 days and 50 drinks, I’m staring at the phone

What do you know?
What do you know?
I keep telling everyone it’s something like the flu

They raised my rent, I lost my job—it’s anything but you
You said you’d love me
You’d never leave me

Standing all alone
Where did you go?
‘Cause I don’t know…

No, I don’t know…