I had a dream
I had a dream tonight
That I cut off a piece of the baby Jesus

To offend my friends

But the joke misfired, yes it did oh yes it did

Cause the piece of the baby I cut off it bled and it bled

I tried everything

I tried bandages and %#@!
I tried praying to it
But all to no avail


Nothing could keep the baby Jesus from bleeding
Oh no, nothing would keep the baby Jesus from bleeding


I got to stop having these dreams
They are killing me inside

They are killing me alive
They are ruining my soul


But nothing could keep these dreams from hurting me
No no, nothing could keep these dreams from $#&@ing me up


And then the worst thing happened
The baby opened his eyes
And he stared into mine

And he started to speak

He said listen boy I'm gonna throw you in hell

I'm gonna make you scream I'm gonna make you yell
I'm gonna make you wish that I never saved you
You ungrateful prick


So if you wanna be afraid of Jesus now
Cause his hearts filled with vengeance

And his souls filled with hellfire
And he's thirsty for blood


So, be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus
Be afraid of Jesus, be afraid of Jesus
Be afraid of Jesus cause he's gonna $#&@ you up old school style


I said, be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus
Be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus

Be afraid of Jesus cause he's really $#&@ing pissed off at you right now