When I got to the party they gave me a 40
And I must have been thirsty cuz I drank it so quickly
When I got to the bedroom, there was somebody waiting
And it isnt my fault that that barbarian raped me
When I went to get tested I brought aling my best friend Melissa Mahoney who had once been molested
And she knew how to get there, she knew all the nurses
They were all really friendly but the test came up positive
Oh oh Ive seen better days but I dont care
Oh I just sent a letter in the mail
When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend
We got there an hour before the appointment
And outside the building were all these annoying fundamentalist christians
we tried to ignore them
Oh oh ive had better days but I dont care
Oasis got my letter in the mail
When vacation was over, the word was all over
That I was a crack whore, Melissa had told them
So now, we're not talking except we have tickets
To see Blur in October and I think we're still going
Oh oh I've seen better days but I dont care
Oh I just got a letter in the mail
Oasis sent a photograph
Its autographed and everything
Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear
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And I must have been thirsty cuz I drank it so quickly
When I got to the bedroom, there was somebody waiting
And it isnt my fault that that barbarian raped me
When I went to get tested I brought aling my best friend Melissa Mahoney who had once been molested
And she knew how to get there, she knew all the nurses
They were all really friendly but the test came up positive
Oh oh Ive seen better days but I dont care
Oh I just sent a letter in the mail
When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend
We got there an hour before the appointment
And outside the building were all these annoying fundamentalist christians
we tried to ignore them
Oh oh ive had better days but I dont care
Oasis got my letter in the mail
When vacation was over, the word was all over
That I was a crack whore, Melissa had told them
So now, we're not talking except we have tickets
To see Blur in October and I think we're still going
Oh oh I've seen better days but I dont care
Oh I just got a letter in the mail
Oasis sent a photograph
Its autographed and everything
Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear
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