Michael: Happy Halloween Everybody!Cameron: Yo, dog, where are you guys. I can't find you, it's so dark out here.Michael: Hey Cameron, don't steal my candy, man.Cameron: Are you guys ready to get crazy?Michael: I was working in the lab late one night Cameron: When my eyes beheld an eerie sight Michael: For my monster from his slab began to rise Cameron: And suddenly to my surprise Zach: From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes Michael: And the Zombies were having funCameron: The party had just begunMichael: The guests included Wolf ManCameron: Dracula and his son!Zach: The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" He did the mash He did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash He did the mash It caught on in a flash He did the mash He did the monster mash Michael: Yo, Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Cameron: Seems he was troubled by just one thing Michael: He opened the lid and shook his fist Cameron: And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist, dude?" Zach:He did the mash He did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash He did the mash It caught on in a flash He did the mash He did the monster mash Michael: Go! Go! Go! Go x4Zach: Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Zachula sent you He did the monster mash!He did the mashWe'll go to multiple mashes!The monster mashWe'll get into all kinds of graveyard smashes!He did the mashYou're crazy, you're crazy man!The monster mash.He did the monster mash!!