Stand and Deliver!

I'm the Dandy Highwayman

Who you're too scared to mention
I spend my cash
on looking flash

and grabbing your attention
The Devil take your stereo
your record collection

the way you look you'll qualify for next years old age pension

(Chorus)

Stand and deliver
your money or your life
HWOAH!

try to use a mirror
not a bullet or a knife


I'm the Dandy Highwayman
so sick of easy fashion
the clumsy boots, peekaboo roots

that people think so dashing
so what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?
it's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making


(chorus)


Stand and deliver
your money or your life
HWOAH!

try to use a mirror
not a bullet or a knife
and even though you fool your soul your conscience will be mine

all mine

We're the Dandy Highwaymen

So tired of excuses
of deep meaning philosophies
where only showbiz loses

We're the Dandy Highwaymen
and here's our invitation
throw your safety overboard and join our insect nation!


(chorus)


qua qua
da diddly qua qua
da diddly qua qua

da diddly qua qua

continue to fade out......