Well I woke up this morning
On the wrong side of the bed
And how I got to thinkin'

About all those things you said
About ordinary people
And how they make you sick

And if callin' names kicks back on you
Then I hope this does the trick


'Cause I'm a sick of your complainin'
About how many bills
And I'm sick of all your (*##$in'

'Bout your poodles and your pills
And I just can't see no humour
About your way of life

And I think I can do more for you
With this here fork and knife






So I called up my head shrinker
And I told him what I'd done
Said you'd best go on a diet

Yeah I hope you have some fun
And a don't go burst a bubble
On the rich folks who get rude

'Cause you won't get in no trouble
When you eats that kinda food
Now their smokin' up the junk bonds

And then they go get stiff
And they're dancin' in the yacht club
With Muff and Uncle Biff

But there's one good thing that happens
When you toss your pearls to swine
Their attitudes may taste like %#@!

But go real good with whine

[Chorus]


Believe in all the good things
That money just can't buy

Then you won't get no belly ache
From eatin' humble pie
I believe in rags to riches

Your inheritence won't last
So take your Grey Poupon my friend
And shove it up your $$#!


[Chorus]
Eat the Rich: there's only one

Thing they're good for
Eat the Rich: take one bite now
- come back for more

Eat the Rich: don't stop me now I'm goin' crazy
Eat the Rich: that's my idea of a good time baby