Oh my god, my phone looks different
Don't worry it's just iOS 7
But they changed too much, they went too far

I know change is scary and change is hard

But it looks kinda dumb, please explain this

In a week or two your mind might change it's
Just the shock of something new and weird
Like when your dad suddenly shaves his beard


Let's just go through the basics now
It's easy to use and I'll show you how


Swipe up from the bottom on any screen
That's control center, it's pretty neat

Turn air plane mode on and off
wifi blue tooth but that's not all
screen brightness and a flashlight too

calculator, timer , i guess whoo hop!

ios7

start a riot
ios7
or just try it

ios7
it's too different
ios7

give it a minute



the camera app has changed a lot
look at all these options you've got
you can put filters on the photos right there

it's new and different but don't be scared
looking at your photos looks different too
it collects them and groups them in a way that's new

tap on the year and all your photos appear
it collects them by place there's nothing to fear


ios7
start a riot
ios7

or just try it
ios7
it's too different

ios7
give it a minute


now in safari there's just one bar
for website or the search term you're looking for
and when you use tabs they look like this

to get ride of a tab just swipe and plif!
of course all the icons are the biggest change
some folks love some positively hate

if you find yourself shaking with rage
just take a deep breath and say