my 10th day and i still loving every day of this miracle fruit
i got a spring in my step, a skip in my pep and a horn in my toot
my Facebook was hacked and attacked by some nefarious brute

they said my 10th day and i still loving every day of this miracle fruit

people were clicking', falling for the tricking and i felt really bad

i changed my passphrase, i grabbed hold of my Facebook and wrangled it right up it's $$#
no gern dang spammers with their great big spam hammers gonna take over my Facebook launch pad
people were clickin', falling for the tricking and i felt really bad


The link took you too a BBC bullahoo, but it wasn't the bbc at all
The whole thing was fake, with fake pictures and names fake as a small plastic doll

It made me so mad that I could have punched them and started a brawl
That is if I knew who the spammer was but I don't know at all


So if you see a post about a miracle fruit don't go clicking away
Just move your hand cause it's spammy spam spam, it's vile and it is fake
Go eat an orange or a plum or an apple go eat a kiwi today

Miracle fruit just ain't for you and it doesn't exist anyway