Her passport says Irish
But she was born in Trinidad
Lived in Ceylon before growing up in Manila

Her name's from the0 sunrise
On the way to the hospital
Dawn Fiona, Dawn Dawn Fiona

Two sisters Trish and Faye
And one younger brother, Sean
They all have arguments about who is the most normal

Dawn and Faye used to ride their bikes behind
big ol Trucks spraying DDT pesticides


She's a special kind of crazy
She's a special kind of crazy
She's Sprazy


She's a special kind of crazy
She's a special kind of crazy

She's Sprazy

She had pony named Mocha who she would ride bareback

A python named Monty who she had to feed mice
There was monkey named KeeKee which bit the beagle boogie on the balls
They had 17 cats, 17 cats


Dawn loves lists, she's organized and disciplined
She doesn't suffer fools and has no poker face

She's surgically attached to her iPhone it's in her hand
Facebook and words with friends and instragram


Dawn loves to drink and has epic 6 pack abs
When she's drinking she'll show her abs off to strangers
Dawn's smart and funny but can't process sarcasm

You can tell her almost anything and she'll believe you

Robert met Dawn on St Paddy's in '98

When she came to visit Faye in the Computer Science lab
He thought Dawn was glaring at him the whole rest of the day
Turns out she liked him, turns out she liked him