Step in fire and burn
Shoot an arrow at an enderman


Try to eat but you're out of food
Get killed by a noob who thinks he's a dude


Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Punch a zombie with your fist

Shoot your last arrow but it missed

Get banned for trying to fly

Eat a melon right before you die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die


Invite a mother zombie inside
Get killed by a mod's new ride


Go AFK as you fall through space
Use a tree as a hiding place


Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die


Keep a pigman as a pet
Sell your password on the internet


Eat a brain to save you
I wonder what's alt f4 do...?


Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie...

...So many dumb ways to die

Wear a pigman skin during the virus

Attract the zombies so they can kill us

Shift on the edge of an endless pit

Try to run through spawn without getting hit

Jump over a lot of lava

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie...
...So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die