A MINECRAFT PARODY lyrics : "Dumb Ways to Die"


Step in fire and burn
Shoot an arrow at an enderman

Try to eat but you're out of food
Get killed by a noob who thinks he's a dude

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Punch a zombie with your fist
Shoot your last arrow but it missed

Get banned for trying to fly
Eat a melon right before you die

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a mother zombie inside
Get killed by a mod's new ride

Go AFK as you fall through space
Use a tree as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a pigman as a pet
Sell your password on the internet

Eat a brain to save you
I wonder what's alt f4 do...?

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie...
...So many dumb ways to die

Wear a pigman skin during the virus
Attract the zombies so they can kill us

Shift on the edge of an endless pit
Try to run through spawn without getting hit

Jump over a lot of lava
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie...
...So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die







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