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I used to have two girlfriends
Now I got none.

Cause my number two girl
Found out about one.
Two girl friends

Now I got none.
Cause my number two girl
Found out about


Yeah Yeah I'm back again.
Throw a hashtag in front of the trend.

Huffing and Puffing so let me in
I just need a little bit of medicine.
Oh no strap on my sneakers.

You don't need to play
Watch from the bleachers.
Ice so shiny it gives you seizures.

Clutch that ball I will beat cha'.
I'm sorry I gotta do this here
But you hang with dicks

Like a pubic hair.
With an icy stare
Got it worse than my deuce.

Got me rock hard
Shootin' off 'zooka.
Yeah Yeah I said it to.

This is like no edit; undo.
What the $#&@ did I get myself into?
(Wish I knew)


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It ain't over till' the fat lady sings
And Adele ain't on this track.
Did I say that? Oh yeah I must've.

Black and Yellow
Bourbon Mustard.
Not even just a little bit flustered

Write it all down on the way to the bus stop.
Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut
Thinking to myself "Oh my god it's America!"

Haha this is blasphemy.
Get away with it
Like Casey Anthony.

Mixed in chemicals
This is alchemy.
Drunk as $#&@

Hold a kid off the balcony.
Zombie Killer.
Manilla envelope

Being dragged in the middle.
Girlfriend sitter
I'm a high space %#@!ter.

What?

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I said I'm back
Lindsay Lohan.

Watch me ride this track;
No hands.
Cause' I've been on the bike.

Been around the block
Like every other night.
Yeah till' the sun burns out.

Zombie style
Words out our mouth.
Dead

And I'll leave em' squirming.
No protection
Rick Santorum.

Haha Damn near wrecked em'.
Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum
You'll be bleeding out your eardrum.

Like "!@%& I couldn't even hear them
Coming."
Yeah we hut the ground running.
!@%& now ain't that something.
I used to have two girls

Now I got nothing.

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