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"Saturday Night Glee-ver"
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[lyrics]
Well graduation is finally coming near
And the McKinley High kids are all paralyzed with fear
They're not sure what they wanna do
Or sure who they wanna be
The cure is Travolta who
Danced in the seventies
Mr Schue declares the theme "Saturday Night Fever"
But the kids say "disco sucks" which was hard for me to hear
Because historically the disco sucks movement was anti-gay
And anti-woman and anti-minority in every way
But what am I saying
You think the writers are paying
Attention to music history?
How they keep their job's a f*cking mystery.
And not to bore
But furthermore
Out of all the Bee Gee songs in store
Is giving Chris Colfer one solo too much to ask for?
He's the one dude who can hit those high notes without breaking a sweat
And yet you only have him as backup, not even a duet
It'd be like doing an episode about Streisand
And saying, "Sorry Rachel, all the solos go to Mike Chang."
Kurt got to shine when he danced with his man
When they twirled around it was so damn cute I couldn't stand it
Reminded me of "Titanic"
Without the sinking panic
Their chemistry's organic
Finn don't wanna be a mechanic
They all just wanna be famous
Their goals are finally awakened
Even though soon they'll be caked in
Sadness and mistakes
And surrounded by fakes
We also met Unique and the writing was a mess
Unclear whether Unique's trans or just a guy who likes a dress
Hey "Glee" I had to be harsh I really hate to be mean
But there's a big f*cking difference between a drag queen and a trans teen
I learned that sh*t as a child during "To Wong Foo"
"Thanks for nothing," says the trans community to you
If you're gonna take on that story, dear God get it straight
Or maybe I'm taking this show too seriously with all my hate
The next thing that's on my grievances list
Is don't do a dance number where all the focus is Darren Criss
Especially when he's sharing the stage with Mike and Brittany
(This is where the Klainers come and hit me.)
A couple months ago they shot their first Whitney song
A week before the episode aired, Miss Houston's dead and gone
Now it's "Saturday Night Fever" inspiring Finn's diploma
And Bee Gee Brother Robin's in a coma with pneumonia
It used to be a thrill for "Glee" to use your song
But nowadays some spooky sh*t be goin' wrong
If Ryan Murphy wants to put your track in heavy rotation
You might as well be Devon Sawa in "Final Destination"
[autotuned]
Watch out Gotye
A falling light might land your way
Be careful of what you say
Tumblr stans can make your career go away
Send "Saturday Night Glee-ver" Ringtone to your Cell
Well graduation is finally coming near
And the McKinley High kids are all paralyzed with fear
They're not sure what they wanna do
Or sure who they wanna be
The cure is Travolta who
Danced in the seventies
Mr Schue declares the theme "Saturday Night Fever"
But the kids say "disco sucks" which was hard for me to hear
Because historically the disco sucks movement was anti-gay
And anti-woman and anti-minority in every way
But what am I saying
You think the writers are paying
Attention to music history?
How they keep their job's a f*cking mystery.
And not to bore
But furthermore
Out of all the Bee Gee songs in store
Is giving Chris Colfer one solo too much to ask for?
He's the one dude who can hit those high notes without breaking a sweat
And yet you only have him as backup, not even a duet
It'd be like doing an episode about Streisand
And saying, "Sorry Rachel, all the solos go to Mike Chang."
Kurt got to shine when he danced with his man
When they twirled around it was so damn cute I couldn't stand it
Reminded me of "Titanic"
Without the sinking panic
Their chemistry's organic
Finn don't wanna be a mechanic
They all just wanna be famous
Their goals are finally awakened
Even though soon they'll be caked in
Sadness and mistakes
And surrounded by fakes
We also met Unique and the writing was a mess
Unclear whether Unique's trans or just a guy who likes a dress
Hey "Glee" I had to be harsh I really hate to be mean
But there's a big f*cking difference between a drag queen and a trans teen
I learned that sh*t as a child during "To Wong Foo"
"Thanks for nothing," says the trans community to you
If you're gonna take on that story, dear God get it straight
Or maybe I'm taking this show too seriously with all my hate
The next thing that's on my grievances list
Is don't do a dance number where all the focus is Darren Criss
Especially when he's sharing the stage with Mike and Brittany
(This is where the Klainers come and hit me.)
A couple months ago they shot their first Whitney song
A week before the episode aired, Miss Houston's dead and gone
Now it's "Saturday Night Fever" inspiring Finn's diploma
And Bee Gee Brother Robin's in a coma with pneumonia
It used to be a thrill for "Glee" to use your song
But nowadays some spooky sh*t be goin' wrong
If Ryan Murphy wants to put your track in heavy rotation
You might as well be Devon Sawa in "Final Destination"
[autotuned]
Watch out Gotye
A falling light might land your way
Be careful of what you say
Tumblr stans can make your career go away
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