I've never been kissed before
It's been on my list before
A flick of the wrist before would do

But when you get down to it
It's got a good sound to it
Don't meddle around with it

'Cos it's far too wet to woo

When Mummy and Daddy play

They tell me to go away
But by hanging around
I can learn all the rules

Now I got the technique
I'm away


Develop a taste for it
A time and a place for it
Although on the face of it, it's a crime

I've nibbled the cheese of it
The birds and the bees of it
Are weak at the knees

From making honey
Every time


I'm throwing my toys away
I'm leaving the boys to play
With the boys

Gimme girls
And it's time I was breaking away


Just gimme some head room
Just a little bitta head room
I need some leg room

Just a little bitta leg room
I see myself Oh Lord
I see a mess


I'm making a meal of it
I'm breaking the seal of it

I'm getting the feel of what to do
It's got a good ring to it
I'm getting a thing for it

And if there's a sting in it
I'll have met my Waterloo
My Mummy and Daddy said

You're liable to wind up dead

Oo, they've been shooting me a line

Maybe it doesn't exist at all
Oo, I've been towing the line
Now I'm hook line and sinkered


I've never been kissed before
It's been on my list before

A flick of the wrist before would do
But when you get down to it
It's got a good sound to it

Don't meddle around with it
'Cos it's far too wet to woo


I've thrown all my toys away
I'm leaving the boys to play
With the girls that you get

For a dollar a day
When you pull on their strings they say


Just gimme some head room
Just a little bitta head room
I need a ball room

Up against the wall room
I need the rest Oh Lord
I need the rest


Just gimme some head room
Just a little bitta head room

Take me to your bed-room
Show a little bitta leg room
I need the rest Oh Lord
I need the rest


Just gimme some head room
Just a little bitta head room
I need some head room
Just a little bitta head room
I need the rest Oh Lord

I need the rest

Just gimme some head room
Just a little bitta head room
I need some head room

Just a little bitta head room
I need the rest Oh Lord
I need the rest