once upon a time i got really $#&@ing drunk
we drank all night
we drank everywhere

we drank on the side of the road
we didn't care
then i went for a ride in a friend's car

he didn't drink so everything was alright
until...
the car stopped

the engine turned
and so did my head
on to the seat

i fell asleep
i wished i was dead
you know it really blew

i wish it happened to you
and then the car stopped
but not my head

out came some vomit
and hit the cement
at least it didn't hit the car

we went into a restaraunt
they got some food
i barfed a lot

and got the police called on me
i ran into
the bathroom

and passed out in the stall the
cops they
searched my friends car

they didn't find any beer at all
you know those $#&@ing dicks
they told my friend's parents

they thought he was drunk